10 Signs Your Baptism Is In Trouble
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The Coast Guard has to become involved in some unexpected way.
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The service is held at "Splash Mountain Water Park."
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The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with air tanks
into the water.
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As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from JAWS.
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The preacher uses plastic animated `Billy the Bass' singing "take
me down to the river" instead of the traditional shall we gather at
the river.
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You hear the pastor say, "Oops! Honestly, sister, I didn't know
about that drop-off."
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The pastor can't get the rather large person being baptized back
up out of the water and calls for "Help!"
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The deacon board shows up with fishing gear and packing a cooler.
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Just as the choir starts to sing, the Crocodile Hunter jumps out
of the water and wrestles the preacher into submission.
And the Number 1 Sign Your Baptism Service is not going as it should . . .
- Two Words: Alka Seltzer
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' ]
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