10 Signs Your Guy Hates Shopping
Here Are 10 Signs That Your Guy
Hates Going Shopping With You.
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You catch him staring into the store's
security cameras, waving his arms in the air
and mouthing: "Help me!"
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In the last year of hitting the mall
together, he's gained 20 pounds trying to
self-medicate on cheese fries from the food court.
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He sleeps like a baby . . . in Victoria's Secret.
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The store's lounge area has turned into a
therapy circle for men, with your Guy acting
as moderator.
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You catch him shooting the breeze about
baseball and trying to place an eighth-inning
bet . . . with a mannequin.
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On trips to the shopping outlets,he
routinely grabs the arms of little boys and
shouts " run for your life, child, before it's too late"
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When you suggest he bring a magazine to
read to pass the time, he lugs an entire
year's worth of back issues.
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The saleswoman at the cosmetics counter
has complained that your man is a little to
fond of "smelling" the nail polish testers.
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He starts shoplifting in an attempt to
"spice things up"
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You hand him a pair of khakis you think
might look good on him, and he
absentmindedly fashions then into a noose.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Arizona Humor' Bill Austin (baustin@worldnet.att.net) ]
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