12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey
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Salmonella won't be a concern.
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Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
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Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
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Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
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Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
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No one will overeat.
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The smoke alarm was due for a test.
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Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
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You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
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After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
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The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will
be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
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You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'GCF' (good-clean-fun.yahoogroups.com) ]
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