A Flare for Cooking?
- You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart
stays in one piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
- Your family buys Alka-Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
- When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns
and the third stands ready by the phone with 911
on speed-dial.
- Your family automatically heads for the dinner table
every time they hear a fire truck siren.
- The E.P.A. insists that all your garbage cans be marked
with biohazard symbols.
- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your two best recipes are meat loaf and apple pie, but
your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the
bottom of the oven.
- You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle
of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese
still won't let go of the pan.
- Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it
glows in the dark and melts the silverware.
- Your family prays AFTER they eat!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' ]
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