A Little More Bread
An old Jewish man goes to a diner every day for lunch. He always
orders the soup du jour. One day the manager asks him how he liked
his meal. The old man replies (with Yiddish
accent) "Wass goot, but you could give a little more bread."
So the next day the manager tells the waitress to give him
four slices of bread. "How was your meal, sir?" the manager
asks. "Wass goot, but you could give a little more bread," comes the
reply.
So the next day the manager tells the waitress to give him eight
slices of bread. "How was your meal today, sir?" the manager
asks. "Wass goot, but you could give a little more bread," comes the
reply.
So ... the next day the manager tells the waitress to give
him a whole loaf of bread with his soup. "How was your
meal, sir?" the manager asks, when he comes to pay. "Wass
goot, but you could give just a little more bread," comes
the reply once again.
The manager is now obsessed with seeing this customer say
that he is satisfied with his meal, so he goes to the
bakery, and orders a six-foot-long loaf of bread. When the
man comes in as usual the next day, the waitress and the manager cut
the loaf in half, butter the entire length of each half, and lay it
out along the counter, right next to his bowl of soup. The old man
sits down, and devours both his bowl of soup, and both halves of the
six-foot-long loaf of bread.
The manager now thinks he will get the answer he is looking for, and
when the old man comes up to pay for his meal, the manager asks in
the usual way: "How was your meal TODAY, sir?"
The old Jew replies: "It wass goot as usual, but I see you
are back to giving only two slices of bread!"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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