A Teenager Is . . .
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A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a
phone number.
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A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before
breakfast.
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A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on
Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
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Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his
mother calling from the next room.
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A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but
can't make a bed.
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A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours
studying for her driver's license.
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A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music -- loud and very loud.
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An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually
too tired to dry the dishes.
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A young woman who loves the cat and barely tolerates her brother.
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A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
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A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
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A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday -- he suspects the lawn
needs mowing.
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An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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