A Valentine "Miss"--My Mate!
So here I sit, in all my glory...
Lend me an ear, and I'll tell you a story.
I once had a wife--she was such a dear;
Then came the Net, and it all disappeared!
Now there she sits, for hours on end;
"Don't care where I'm going--don't care where I've been."
Could be three, or it could be nine;
She really doesn't care, long as she's online.
She gets out of work and rushes home;
She comes in yelling at me, "Get off the phone!"
Where is my hug? Where is my kiss?
But she's at the computer--that's all she missed!
Talking to cyberfriends, checking the mail--
I might as well be in a cyberjail!
My stomach's growling--it's so unfair;
No clean dishes and no clean underwear!
Drink me a Coke, stare at the walls;
I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls.
Laughing and typing, what a sight I get to see.
Can you believe she's there--when she could be with ME!
[ Peggie C. Bohanon -- source: 'fun-n-faith' (Author Unknown) -- {used with permission} ]
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