A Woman's Thoughts On Life
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Your secrets are safe with me, and all my friends.
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I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
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If I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
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My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor
with a glance.
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I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could
have seen it.
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This isn't clutter, these are my antiques!
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If you don't like my attitude, call: 1-800-Who-Cares.
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Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!
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"Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that,
can't remember!
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Our policy is to always blame the computer.
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I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.
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Take my advice, I'm not using it!
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Okay! I love you! Now can we eat?
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You know you are getting old when you stop to think
and forget to start again.
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Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you
for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.
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I love to give homemade gifts ... umm, which one of
the kids would you like?
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I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose
change!
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By the time you find greener pastures, you can't
climb the fence!
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This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
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Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down
till the feeling passes.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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