Airline P.A. System
Things You Don't Want to Overhear On an Airline P.A. System ....
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Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain
speaking, I just wanted to take this time to
remind you that your seat cushions can be
used as floatation devices.
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Hey folks, were going to play a little game
of geography trivia. If you can recognize
where we are, tell your flight attendant and
receive an extra pack of peanuts.
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Our loss of altitude allows a unique close
up perspective of the local terrain. I assure
you that it's all part of our airlines new
commitment to make your a flight a sight
seeing extravaganza.
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Ummmmmm....Sorry......(silence)
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(As the plane turns around right after
takeoff)....uhhhhh....we have to go back ....
we ..we ....uhhhhhh ....forgot something.....
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I'm sure everyone noticed the loss of an
engine, however the reduction in weight and
drag will mean we'll be flying much more
efficiently now. (ironic note: this is
actually true for prop aircraft!)
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Fasten your seat belt. (same tone your friend
with the suicidal driving tendencies uses when
you get in the car)
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This is your Captain speaking....these stupid
planes are a lot different than the ships I'm
used to.. so you'll have to give me some
leeway...
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It would be a good idea if right now everyone
closed their shades and watched the in-flight movie.
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We've now reached our cruising altitude of
30,000 feet and ... Oh my
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Don't worry! That one is always on E...
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Get the parachutes ready...
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Drinks are on me...
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I'll have what the Captain's having...
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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