Alaska Living
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Your relatives/friends think you live too far
away for them to come visit you, but keep
asking you to come see them more often.
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You have ever called a 1- 800 number you
found in a catalog, and then were told,
"Alaska? Oh, we don't ship outside the USA."
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You have ever put up with the pain of a toothache
until the Permanent Fund checks came out in
October.
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You know going "outside" involves a lot more
than opening the door and walking out into the
yard.
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You have ever worn underwear that had some-
thing called a "trapdoor."
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You have learned that in the Summer you never
say to your kids, "Be home by dark!"
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You know that a Spenard Divorce involves a
.357 magnum, not a lawyer.
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Your monthly phone bill is larger than your house
payment.
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The reason you don't own a poodle is because
an eagle ate the last one
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There is a bottle of Avon's Skin-so-Soft in your
tackle box.
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You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after
they were popular.
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The last thing you do before going to bed is plug
in your vehicle.
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You see a car running in the parking lot, with no
one in it, and two dogs in the front seat.
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You install security lights on your house and garage
and then leave them both unlocked.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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