All I Need to Know about Life I learned from the Easter Bunny!

1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
   
   
2. Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
   
   
3. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
   
   
4. There's no such thing as too much candy.
   
   
5. All work and no play can make you a basket case.
   
   
6. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
   
   
7. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
   
   
8. Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.
   
   
9. Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.
   
   
10. The grass is greener in someone else's basket.
    
    
11. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
    
    
12. To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.
    
    
13. The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

[ Author Unknown -- from Merry-Hearts, via 'Good Clean Funnies List' (www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=1255) ]