Axioms For The Internet Age
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Home is where you hang your @
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The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
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A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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Great groups from little icons grow.
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Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
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C:\ is the root of all directories.
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Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
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Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
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The modem is the message.
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Too many clicks spoil the browse.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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A chat has nine lives.
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Don't byte off more than you can view.
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Fax is stranger than fiction.
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What boots up must come down.
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Windows will never cease.
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In Gates we trust.
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Virtual reality is its own reward.
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Modulation in all things.
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A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
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There's no place like home.com
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Know what to expect before you connect.
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Oh, what a tangled web-site we weave when first we practice.
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Speed thrills.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken's Drum' ]
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