Baby Talk
What your baby would tell you if he could talk:
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I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said.
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Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with the ceiling fan.
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I know where the remote control is, but it'll cost you.
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To you, it's just an empty egg carton; to me it's PlayStation 2.
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Actually, I don't mind sitting in a bathtub that I've peed in.
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Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That's what
teething feels like.
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Two words I'd rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer.
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There's no point in teaching me to say "mama" or "dada." My first word
is going to be "hat."
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I've told you five times what cow says. If you can't remember, I'm not
telling you again.
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There is no question that I can cry longer than you can listen.
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I'm not just wildly throwing my food. I'm exploring the laws of
gravity, estimating mass, and testing wind velocity.
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If you wanted a good sleeper, you should have gotten a cat.
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Who's that baby in the mirror you keep asking me about?
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If my bottom is so darn cute, why is someone always trying to cover it up?
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Who are you two, to tell me how important it is to sleep alone?
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What you secretly believe is true: I am much smarter than other babies.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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