Bad Day In The ER
You know it's going to be a bad day in the ER when . . . .
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You show up for work and notice bars have just been installed on all
the windows and there is now a metal detector at the hospital
entrance.
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The paramedics in the parking lot are all using mops to clean up
their ambulances and the EMTs are using a hose.
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The off-going shift has a hard time keeping a straight face when
giving report, especially about Room 15.
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Your first patient of the day insists there is no way that she can
be pregnant. She's crowning.
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Your next five patients and their families all scream at you in
different languages, none of which you speak.
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Your next patient screams at you in a language you do understand,
but you can't remember hearing that many obscenities strung together
at once.
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The intoxicated 250 Kg transvestite in Room 15 keeps trying to get
your home phone number because you "are just too sweet."
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The hospital's attorney wants to talk to you, but her secretary
won't tell you what it's about.
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The hospital has a surprise disaster drill. You were the only one
who wasn't tipped off.
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The psychiatric patients' delusions are beginning to make sense.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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