Bad Science
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it
always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast
to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a
giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with
Chicago.
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If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire
an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they
will eventually produce all the worlds great literary works in Braille.
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Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalise the pressure on your
eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other
people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.
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Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no
alphabet and therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate ideas at a faster
rate.
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The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure
skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body,
the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
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Birds take off at sunrise. On the opposite side of the world, they are landing at
sunset. This causes the earth to spin on its axis.
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The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go
faster when you're always going downhill.
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The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one
place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's
migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
[ Author Unknown -- from 'keepAhead' (IwantTwisted@keepAhead.com) ]
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