Bible Questions and Answers

      Q:  Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?
      A:  When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

      Q:  What man in the Bible had no parents?
      A:  Joshua, the sun of Nun.

      Q:  Who is the smallest man in the Bible?
      A:  Some people believe it was Zacchaeus. Others believe it
             was Nehemiah, or Bildad the Shuhite. But in reality is was
             Peter the disciple -- he slept on his watch.

      Q:  When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
      A:  When Rebecca walked to the well with a pitcher.

      Q:  Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
      A:  Because Noah sat on the deck.

      Q:  How did Jonah feel when the great fish swallowed him?
      A:  Down in the mouth.

      Q:  When is high finances mentioned in the Bible?
      A:  When Pharaoh's daughter took a little prophet from
            the bulrushes.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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