Biblical Stories - Today's Media


If today's media got a hold of these Biblical stories . . .

  • On Red Sea crossing:
         WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
                 Pursuing Environmentalists Killed


  • On David vs. Goliath:
         HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
                Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock


  • On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
         FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
                  400 Killed


  • On the birth of Christ:
         HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
                  Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple


  • On feeding the 5,000:
         PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
                  Disciples Mystified Over Behavior


  • On healing the 10 lepers:
         LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
                  "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy


  • On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
         MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
                  Local Farmer's Investment Lost


  • On raising Lazarus from the dead:
         FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
                  Will Reading to be Delayed



[ Kevin Rayner (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/off-the-church-walls) ]

       

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