Birds - Brains?
Two fellas from rural Minnesota walked into a pet shop in
Minneapolis.
They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole,
"Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere,"
says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the
top
of the big cliffs by a lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the
100-foot drop and says:
"Dis looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and
jumps
off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says:
"Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE!
PART TWO:
Moments later, Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet
shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in
one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hey, Ole. Watch dis," Knut says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of
the
cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots
the
parrot. Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
bottom
and breaks every bone in his body.
Ole shakes his head and says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE!
PART THREE:
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of
which
he pulls a chicken.
Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a
rock
and breaks his spine.
Once more, Ole shakes his haead.....
First der was Sven with his budgie jumping.... den Knut
parrotshooting.... and now Lars is hengliding!"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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