Brain Teasers
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How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
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How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
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How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
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What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
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What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
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What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
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Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
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Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
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What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
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What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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How Are a "Texas Tornado" And a "Tennessee Divorce" The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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