"British Citizenship"
As part of an effort to crack down on terrorist
activity within Britain, Prime Minister Tony
Blair has instituted a new series of tests that
all applicants for British citizenship must pass:
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The ability to express the full range of human
emotion by gentle throat clearing.
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The ability to drink a full pint of warm flat beer
(non-alcoholic beer is permitted, but in this
case two pints must be consumed).
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The ability to complement the cook after
consuming a dinner of cold mashed potatoes,
cold peas, and cold burnt meat.
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The ability to instinctively know if it's tea first
or milk first.
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The ability to praise the French while clearly
indicating that since 1066 they've pretty much
been a bunch of losers.
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The ability to praise the Americans while
clearly indicating that they got lucky that one
time in the late 1700s.
And finally . . .
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The ability to utter the phrase: "British Way of Life"
without cracking even the hint of a smile.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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