Business 101
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We turned this team around 360 degrees.
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We specialize in accurate interpretation of your
pathetically unclear and dismally vague
description of what you think you want.
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If we learn from our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic
education.
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His ignorance was encyclopedic.
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Don't hesitate to give out advice - it passes time,
and nobody will notice it anyhow.
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I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.
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There is nothing as permanent as a temporary worker.
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Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. (Consultant's creed)
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No one is funnier than people who take themselves
too seriously.
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Love your enemies in case your business
acquaintances turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
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I've made so many lateral moves in my company,
I'm beside myself.
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There are moments when everything goes well - don't be frightened, it won't last.
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They always told me I wouldn't amount to anything
because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.'
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My cup's been run over.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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