Cajun Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)


1. God is number one... and das' All.
   
   
2. Don't pray to nuthin' or nobody... jus' God.
   
   
3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
   
   
4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.
   
   
5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
   
   
6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!
   
   
7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.
   
   
8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.
   
   
9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.
   
   
10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]