Californians
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if:
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Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
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You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
in English.
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Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Flower.
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You can't remember... Is pot illegal?
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You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
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You can't remember... is pot illegal?
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A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the USA.
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Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
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Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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You can't remember... is pot illegal?
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It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH." (I love this one!!)
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You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cell phones or pagers.
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It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and
cosmetic surgeons.
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The Terminator is your governor.
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If you drive illegally, they take away your driver's license. If
you're in the USA illegally, they want to give you a driver's license.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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