Camping Tips
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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table
will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
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Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his
favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
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Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them
over an open fire.
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When smoking a fish, never inhale.
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A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A
hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between
your toes.
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The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges.
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Steer clear of parks named for landfills.
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While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss
Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade
functions as a tiny canoe paddle.
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Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable campers to
stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch,
however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the
wilderness experience.
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Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove
lint from navel before applying the match.
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You'll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the
north side of your compass.
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You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing
into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
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When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you
something to wipe your nose on.
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You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by
running over it with your car.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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