Canadians - One Opinion
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks . . . .
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada.
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If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada.
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If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada.
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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada.
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If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada.
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If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada.
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If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada.
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If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada.
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If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada.
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If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada.
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If you carry jumpers in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada.
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If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada.
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If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km,
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada.
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If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada.
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If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada.
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If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada.
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If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada.
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If you actually understand these jokes,
And forward them to all
Your Canadian friends & others,
You definitely live in Canada.
[ Jeff Foxworthy -- from Ellcitykid, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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