Church Football...
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Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the
invitation.
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Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
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Halftime - The period between Sunday School and worship when many
choose to leave
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Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do
anything but sit.
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Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water
fountain) during the service.
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Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be
given to the Lord's work.
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Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is
almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
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Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last
week's illustrations.
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Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation
if the preacher goes "overtime".
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Trap - You're called on to pray and are asleep.
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End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest
or fellow member.
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Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during
the sermon to affect your life.
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Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to
return for the evening service.
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Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'The Funnies' ]
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