Colorado Musings
A winter statistic:
Ninety-eight percent of Americans scream before going into a
ditch on a slippery road. The other two percent are from
Colorado, and they say, "Hold my soda and watch this."
You're from Colorado if:
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You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
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When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees,
you shave your legs and wear a skirt.
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It snows five inches and you don't expect school to be
canceled.
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You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of
temperature.
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You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And
then you make fun of them.
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"Humid" is over 25%.
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Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and away
from the mountains.
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You say, "The Interstate," and everybody knows which one.
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You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard
or ice storm.
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You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's Day, but try and
hold off planting them until just before Father's Day.
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You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your
coat.
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You know what the Continental Divide is.
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You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and again as an adult.
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You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended
for such activities.
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You always know the elevation of where you are.
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You wake up to a beautiful 80-degree day and wonder if it's
going to snow tomorrow.
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You don't care that some company renamed it; the Broncos
still play at Mile High.
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Everybody wears jeans to church.
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You actually know that South Park is a real place, not just
a show on TV.
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You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its
natural habitat is Boulder.
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You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they
call it Elitches, not Six Flags.
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A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.
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Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is
beating the Raiders.
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When people out East tell you they have mountains in their
state too, you just laugh.
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You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels
"sticky," and you notice the sky is no longer blue.
[ Author Unknown -- from Mike Hillman, via 'Good Clean Funnies List' (gcfl-info@gcfl.net) ]
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