Deep Trouble
You know you are in deep trouble when . . .
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Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Panama.
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The stewardess on your American Airlines flight tells you NOT to
fasten your seatbelt.
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You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your late car payment.
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The little league puts you on waivers.
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Your suggestion box starts ticking.
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Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DEA is on line 2,
and CBS is on line 3.
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You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.
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You see the cruise captain running toward the railing wearing a life
jacket.
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They pay your wages out of petty cash.
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You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and
have less than you've ever had.
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Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation
budget.
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The simple instructions enclosed - aren't.
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A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
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You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell
your wife.
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You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.
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Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.
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The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.
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The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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