Dog's Rules For Christmas
- Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may
appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will
appreciate long comforting dog leans.
- They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do
not assume that all the gifts are yours.
- Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to
get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with
fake antlers.
- They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a
prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre
as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your
humans, so there are some things you need to know: Don't wet on
the tree Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree.
Mind your tail when you are near the tree. If there are packages
under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have
your name on them, don't rip them open Don't chew on the cord
that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree
- Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come
visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but
they also call for some discretion on your part: Not all
strangers appreciate kisses and leans Don't eat off the buffet
table. Beg for goodies subtly Be pleasant, even if unknowing
strangers sit on your sofa. Don't drink out of glasses that are
left within your reach unless you can get away with it...
- Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners
will also be important: Observe all the rules in #4 for trees
that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly
important) Respect the territory of other animals that may live
in the house Tolerate children Turn on your charm big time.
- A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge
from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DO 'NOT' BITE HIM!!!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' (TheBible@USA.com) ]
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