Dumb People
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you
want to express how stupid they really are and here's how . . .
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
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As smart as bait.
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Chimney's clogged.
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Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
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Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
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Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
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Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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Her sewing machine's out of thread.
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His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
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His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
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Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
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No grain in the silo.
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Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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Receiver is off the hook.
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He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.
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Several nuts short of a full pouch.
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Skylight leaks a little.
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Slinky's kinked.
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Surfing in Nebraska.
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Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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A few clowns short of a circus.
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
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A few beers short of a six-pack.
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Dumber than a box of hair.
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A few peas short of a casserole.
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Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
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The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
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One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
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One taco short of a combination plate.
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A few feathers short of a whole duck.
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All foam, no beer.
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The cheese slid off his cracker.
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Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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The lights are on, but nobody's home.
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24 cents short of a quarter.
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A few bricks shy of a full load.
[ Author Unknown -- from Randy, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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