Elderly Texting

Texting for the elderly . . . .

1. BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
   
2. ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing.  Can't Get Up
   
3. DWI: Driving While Incontinent
   
4. LOL: Living On Lipitor
   
5. OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
   
6. OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
   
7. IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
   
8. WTF: What's Today's Fish?
   
9. IMHMO: In My HMO.
   
10. RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
    
11. BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    
12. TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
    
13. FWB: Friend With Betablockers
    
14. FYI: For Your Indigestion.
    
15. JK: Just Kvetching
    
16. TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    
17. MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
    
18. LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    
19. LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    
20. MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
    
21. SUK: Speak Up, Kid
    
22. WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
    
23. GOML: Get Off My Lawn

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