You Know You're From California If . . .
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly,
and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
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Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
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You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
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Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
is named Flower.
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You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
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You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
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You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
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You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
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A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
else in the U.S.
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Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney!!
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Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
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It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."
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You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy with their cells or pagers.
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It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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The Terminator is your governor.
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If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license away. If
you're here illegally, they want to give you a license!!!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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