Fundmentalist Dog

A 'fundamentalist' Christian couple felt it was important to own an equally 'fundamentalist' Christian dog. So, they went shopping.

At a kennel specializing in the particular breed they were looking for, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look-up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast; using his paws with great dexterity. It turns out the dog had been previously owned by a 'fundamentalist' minister. They were so impressed they purchased the dog, and went home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new 'fundamentalist' dog and his great skills, they called in the dog to show him off a little.

There friends were impressed too, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" dog tricks.

Well, they said. "Let's try this out." Once more they called the dog and they clearly pronounced the command, "H-E-E-L!"

Quick as a flash, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration and bowed his head.


Addendum (from Sky Pup) -- dogs aren't taught spelling. Humans!!!

[ Author Unknown -- from 'The Daily Dose' -- Ed:Anon. ]