Golf Caddy Advice
A man goes to his golf club and, hearing that his regular caddy will
not be in that day, hires another caddy. The day goes along pretty
well and the new caddy seems quite knowledgeable.
Upon arriving at the 9th fairway, that has always been particularly
tricky for the golfer, the man turns to the boy and asks, "Which
club do you think I should use for this shot?"
The caddy says, "Sir, I know this golf course very well. The best
club for this fairway is the five iron."
The golfer gets out his five iron, lines up his shot, and hits the
ball. He smacks it really hard and it veers way off to the right
where his wife happens to be standing.
It hits her in the head and she is killed instantly.
Months go by after his wife's funeral, and the man still can't think
about golf. But after a year, he thinks, "I really loved the game. I
shouldn't let it go out of my life. It was a freak accident. The
game gave me such joy, I should at least try to play once more and
see how it feels."
He goes back to the golf course, and as luck would have it, he gets
the same caddy as last time. When they get to the 9th fair- way, he
turns to his caddy and says, "Which club do you think I should use?"
The caddy says, "Sir, I know this golf course very well. The best
club for this fairway is still the five iron."
The man turns to the caddy and shouts, "You idiot! When I played
here a year ago and you told me to use the five iron, I completely
missed the green!"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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