Golfer - Caddy

1. Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!
   Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, sir.
   
   
2. Golfer: Caddy, Do you think my game is improving?
   Caddy: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.
   
   
3. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!
   Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.
   
   
4. Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
   Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!
   
   
5. Golfer: This golf is a funny game.
   Caddy: It's not supposed to be.
   
   
6. Judge: Do you understand the nature of an oath?
   Boy: Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!
   
   
7. Golfer: That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.
   Caddy: It's been a long time since we started, sir.
   
   
8. Golfer: That's good for one long drive and a putt.
   Caddy (after ball travels only one meter): And now for one hell of a putt.
   
   
9. Friendly golfer (to player searching for lost ball): What sort of a ball was it?
   Caddie (butting in): A brand new one -- never been properly hit yet!
   
   
10. Golfer: Caddiemaster, that boy isn't even eight years old.
    Caddiemaster: Better that way, sir. He probably can't count past ten.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]