Golfing Realities
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Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen,
and every week you have to buy more.
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A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the
income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
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It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will
replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
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When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a
lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow
the lawn?
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It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On
the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer
and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.
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A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving
up the game.
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Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up
praying a lot.
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A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.
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That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty
about skipping out on lawn work.
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If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a
seven, he probably shot an eight.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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