Grandparent Surprises
Being a Grandparent . . .
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She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under
the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd
done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and
started to leave, the little one said, 'But Gramma, you
forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!' I will
probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about
kissing the toilet paper good-bye...
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy
Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him,
'62.' He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked,
'Did you start at 1?'
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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother
changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to
wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and
more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she
threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,
putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left
the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling
voice, 'Who was THAT?'
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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what
her own childhood was like: 'We used to skate outside on
a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree
in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild
raspberries in the woods.' The little girl was
wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, 'I
sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!'
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked,
'Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?' I
mentally polished my halo and I said, 'No, how are we
alike?'' You're both old,' he replied.
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
grandfather's word processor. She told him she was
writing a story. 'What's it about?' he asked.
'I don't know,' she replied. 'I can't read.
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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her
colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out
something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and
was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At
last she headed for the door, saying, 'Grandma, I think
you should try to figure out some of these yourself!'
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly
replied, 'I'm not sure.' 'Look in your
underwear, Grandpa,' he advised. 'Mine says I'm
four to six.'
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When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation
cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep
from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies
followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
whispered, 'It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes
are coming after us with flashlights.'
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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