Gridiron Witties
Are you ready for some football? This is about football - but it's about life too.
Quotes from past gridiron legends have added to football's lore and
should be passed on to today's youth to increase their wisdom.
(These are good...)
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'Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal.
Nevertheless, Beat Texas ' Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior
to the 1969 game.
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'After you retire, there's only one big event left... and I
ain't ready for that.' Bobby Bowden / Florida State
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'The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely
to be the one who dropped it.' Lou Holtz / Arkansas
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'When you win, nothing hurts.' Joe Namath / Alabama
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'Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not
motivated.' Lou Holtz / Arkansas
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'If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta
know the password, 'Roll, tide, roll!' Bear Bryant / Alabama
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'A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a
medieval study hall.' Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
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'There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell
kicked out of you.' Woody Hayes / Ohio State
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'I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA
probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.'
Bob Devaney / Nebraska
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'In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear
Bryant.' Wally Butts / Georgia
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'You can learn more character on the two-yard line than
anywhere else in life.' Paul Dietzel / LSU
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'It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.' Bear
Bryant / Alabama
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When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world. 'No, but
you can see it from here.' Lou Holtz / Arkansas.
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'I make my practices real hard because if a player is a
quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.' Bear
Bryant / Alabama
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'There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball
near the goal line.' Matty Bell / SMU
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'Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or
you died.' Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
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'I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two
terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.' Alex Karras / Iowa
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'My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to
the ball and arrive in a bad humor.' Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
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'I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.'
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
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'Always remember... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over
David.' Shug Jordan / Auburn
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'They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small
pieces.' Darrell Royal / Texas
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'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a
failure.' Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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'They whipped us like a tied up goat.' Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
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'I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why
he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you
and you weren't any good.' Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State< /I>
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'Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the
steering wheel.' Bobby Bowden / Florida State
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'Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport.
Dancing is a contact sport.' Vince Lombardi, Green Bay Packers
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After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his
team: 'All those who need showers, take them.' John McKay / USC
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'If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great
education.' Murray Warmath / Minnesota
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'The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a back, you only have to be dumb.' Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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'Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this
afternoon.' Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
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'It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.'
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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'We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.'
Darrell Royal / Texas
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'We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not
blocking.' Wilson Matthews / Little Rock Central High School
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'Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of
them are bad. Woody Hayes / Ohio State University
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'I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.'
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to
fumble this football.' John Heisman AUBURN
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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