How Many Dogs - To Change A Light Bulb?
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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
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Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.
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Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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Rottweiler: Make me.
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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.
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Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb?
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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
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12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
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Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle ...
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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my
nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
massage?"
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
[ Author Unknown -- from Glen F Davis, via 'Good Clean Funnies List' (gcfl@gcfl.net) ]
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