How To Build A Web Page In 25 Steps


  1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.

  2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page ~ 6 weeks.

  3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it ~ 20 minutes.

  4. Decide to just copy some images and awards to put on your site ~ 1 minute.

  5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like ~ 4 days.

  6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again ~ 25 minutes.

  7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do ~ 15 minutes.

  8. View the source of others' pages, copy some, change a few words here and there ~ 4 hours.

  9. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software ~ 1 minute.

  10. Try to horizontally line up two related images ~ 6 hours.

  11. Remove one of the images ~ 10 seconds.

  12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone ~ 4 hours.

  13. Download afrom your ISP ~ 4 minutes.

  14. Try to figure out why yourreads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10" ~ 3 hours.

  15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text ~ 8 hours.

  16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP ~ 40 minutes.

  17. Accidentally delete your complete web page ~ 1 second.

  18. Recreate your web page ~ 2 days.

  19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server ~ 3 weeks.

  20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP ~ 30 minutes.

  21. Download FTP software ~ 10 minutes.

  22. Call your friend again ~ 15 minutes.

  23. Upload your web page to your ISP's server ~ 10 minutes.

  24. Connect to your site on the web ~ 1 minute.

  25. Repeat any and all of the previous steps ~ eternity.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Clean Laffs' ]

       

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