How to Get Rid of Your Preacher
Steps to Get Rid of Your Preacher . . . .
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Look him straight in the eye and say "Amen" once in awhile. He'll
preach himself to death within a few weeks.
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Pat him on the back and brag on his good points. He'll work himself
to death.
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Start paying him a living wage. He's probably been on starvation
wages for so long he'll eat himself to death.
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Rededicate your own life and ask the preacher to give you a job to
do. He'll probably die of heart failure.
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Get the congregation to unite in prayer for the pastor. He'll become
so effective some larger church will soon take him off your hands.
[ Source: Frank's Daily Chuckles ]
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