Humorous Signs
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At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass
container." (Have you ever seen "someone in a glass container?")
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On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to
the full extent of the law, 'Sisters of Mercy'." NO COMMENT!
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On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same
spot." (Gee, by now you'd think they'da gotten that spot off!)
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In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday." ???
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In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." ("So, where am I supposed to have a baby delivered?")
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In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
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In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center" (WHO
would want to prevent mental health?)
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On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
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On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible
prices, and workmanship."
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At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
(The sign should read "Unauthorized Personnel Restricted from access.")
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On a display of "I love you only" Valentines -- "Available in multi-packs."
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In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let
our washing machine do the dirty work."
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In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
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On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"
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In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when
you can come here?"
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In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
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In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave
please see that the perpetual light is extinguished." NO comment!
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In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
from any but their own graves." (That sounds fair to me!)
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On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."
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On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
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Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read
this, it's time to wash your car."
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And apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise
untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says, "Do not throw
stones at this sign." (Perhaps the sign prefers empty beer bottles?)
[ Author Unknown -- from Ross via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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