If College Students Wrote The Bible
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The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
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The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
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A new edition would be published every two years
in order to limit reselling.
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Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it
wasn't cafeteria food.
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Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's
email to abuse@romans.gov.
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The reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
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The reason why Moses and followers walked in the
desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask
directions and look like freshmen.
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Instead of God creating the world in six days and
resting on the seventh, He would have put it off
until the night before it was due and then pulled an
all-nighter.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken's Daily Laughs' ]
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