If Microsoft Had Been The First To Invent Books
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Before you can open the cover of your new book, you must obtain a
book activation code by phoning Microsoft.
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Sorry, only one person may ever read your book.
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It's full of spelling mistakes and typos.
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When you're reading your book, the type can mysteriously
disappear.
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Libraries, which are for sharing books, are illegal.
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You must acknowledge you have read and understood the Book
License Agreement Hype (BLAH) before you can read your book.
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Microsoft has the right to enter your premises to conduct book
inspections to make sure your book is being read in accordance
with the BLAH.
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The Book Users' Group General Alliance (BUGGA) calculates that
the annual loss of revenues to Microsoft arising from BLAH
violations in 2003 was $10.97 billion.
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There are two versions of your book - the "Standard" and the
"Pro" versions. In the standard version, those pages containing
the most useful information have been stuck together.
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Confidential information is inexplicably in bigger type that can
be easily read by anyone glancing over your shoulder.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' (TheBible@USA.com) ]
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