In A Perfect World
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A person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17
and he would actually be as smart at 50 as he
thought he was at 17.
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You could give away a baby bed without getting
pregnant.
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Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory.
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Doing what was good for you would be what you
enjoyed doing the most.
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Pro baseball players would complain about
teachers being paid contracts worth millions
of dollars.
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People always have good reasons to be optimistic.
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You would never fumble, but if you did, you
would recover the ball yourself
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The mail would always be early, the check would
always be in the mail, and it would be written for
more than you expected.
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Potato chips might have calories, but if you ate
them with a dip, the calories would be neutralized.
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If the guy from the government said to you,
"I'm here to help," not only would he mean it,
but also he'd do it.
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First impressions wouldn't count for nearly as
much as ultimate performance. Winning might
be a nice thing, but that would be about all.
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All people could expect to be accepted.
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Every once in a while at least, a kid who always
closed the door softly would be told, "Go back
and slam the door."
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Highway patrolmen would never be around
when you're running late, but would always
be at your side when a BMW blows past or
a Mac truck won't get off your bumper.
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The better food tasted, the less calories it
would have.
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Warranties would be for 13 months and
products would fail at 12.
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More would be accomplished by governments
when they spent more.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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