Intellectually Challenged
You Know You Are Intellectually Challenged When . . .
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If you send a fax with a stamp on it.
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If you think a quarterback is a refund.
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If you try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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If you think Boyz II Men is a daycare center.
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If you think Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
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If you think General Motors is in the army.
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On you job application, you put "Hooked on Phonics."
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If you try to drown a fish.
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If you trip over a cordless phone.
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If you spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
says "concentrate."
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If you tell someone to meet you at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
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If you ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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If it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes."
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If you try to speak your mind, and you look speechless.
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If you study for a blood test and failed.
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If you think you need a token to get on "Soul Train."
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If you sell your car for gas money! If when informed that 90% of all
crimes occur around the home, you move.
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If you think think that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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If having missed the #44 bus, you take the #22 bus twice instead.
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If when at the airport you see a sign that says "Airport Left," and
you turn around and head home.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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