Internet Addiction Symptoms
Symptoms you're addicted to the Internet:
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You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
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Your bookmark menu takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
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Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
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You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
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You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no
phone lines.
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You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a
cellular modem and a laptop.
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You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your
lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
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All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster
connection to the net: ...ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3.
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You dream in HTML.
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You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
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Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a
new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never
had heart problems before.
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved
and you don't have a clue when it happened.
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You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if
new e-mail arrives.
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You refer to all of your friends with an @ in their names.
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When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all
of them are already highlighted in purple.
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Your dog has his own home page.
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Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
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You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
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Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you
buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two
of you can chat.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ]
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