Internet Resolutions

1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
   
   
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my husband / wife. A phone call every now and then would be appreciated
   
   
3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
   
   
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
   
   
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
   
   
6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... okay, monthly then... or maybe... at least once a year.
   
   
7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
   
   
8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 AM in the morning... 4:30 AM is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.
   
   
9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
   
   
10. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
    
    
11. I will think of a password other than "password."
    
    
12. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

[ Author Unknown -- from John Traver ]