Kids Takes On Life
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
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"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
- Del, age 6
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"Shake your hips and hope for the best."
- Camille, age 9
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"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and
don't worry if their parents are right there."
- Manuel, age 8
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"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
- Alonzo, age 9
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"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something
she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
- Bart, age 9
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE
IN LOVE?
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"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell
if he's in love."
- Bobby, age 9
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"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold ... Other people care more about the food."
- Bart, age 9
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"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing
jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just
broke up."
- Sarah, age 9
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"See if the man has lipstick on his face."
- Sandra, age 7
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"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts
are --- on fire."
- Christine, age 9
TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED:
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"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"
- Arnold, age 10
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"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"
- Larry, age 8
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"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"
- Eddie, age 6
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"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me
When I'm with My Friends.'"
- Bob, age 9
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"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"
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- Will, age 7
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"'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.'"
- Sharon, age 9
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
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"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he
showers at least once a day."
- Michelle, age 9
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"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally
got
it out and said it and now they can go eat."
- Dick, age 7
HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED?
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"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm
all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or
even stoves in their houses."
- Gina, age 8
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
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"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."
- Julia, age 7
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"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of
you."
- Brian, age 7
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"It might help to watch soap operas all day."
- Carin, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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"When they're rich."
- Pam, age 7
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"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
you ... That's why I stopped doing it."
- Tammy, age 10
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"If it's your mother, you can kiss her any time. But if it's a
new person, you have to ask permission."
- Roger, age 6
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"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it, but
it's a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."
- Bart, age 9
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
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"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
- Dick, age 7
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"Don't forget your wife's name - That will mess up the love."
- Erin,age 8
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"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never
take out the trash."
- Dave, age 8
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"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love
isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."
- Natalie, age 9
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (AIKENSLongJoke@topica.com) ]
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