KISS
Deffinitions of a KISS:
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Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero).
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Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips.
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Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the
expansion of the heart.
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Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between
two hearts.
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Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.
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Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris
muscles in the state of contraction.
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Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic.
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Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when
returned.
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Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always
higher than the supply.
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Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the
vital statistics of two minds and hearts.
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Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for
youth, and homage for the old.
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Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more
common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
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Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable,
whose possible value can equal love.
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Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between
two dynamic objects.
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth,
for your love is more delightful than wine.
The Bible - Solomon's Song of Songs 1:2 NIV.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Love Quotes' ]
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